Thursday, June 3, 2010

JAMES CAMERON; Savoir or Supervillian?

Hollywood movie director James Cameron has been turned down by BP (British Petroleum) after offering to help solve the gushing oil well problem in the Gulf of Mexico.

The BFD director of "Avatar" has experience working with remote-controlled submarine experts (i.e.; his films "The Abyss" and "Titanic") and said that he was “graciously” turned down by the British energy giant, whose exploded oil rig has been contaminating the Gulf in what is now considered the worst oil spill in U.S. history.

Cameron said he offered his help after observing how the oil spill is being handled.

“Over the last few weeks I’ve watched, as we all have, with growing horror and heartache, watching what’s happening in the Gulf and thinking those morons don’t know what they’re doing,”

Yet the question remains; is Mr. Cameron really concerned about facilitating assistance or is this just an attempt to position himself as the worlds first supervillian?


Check the playbook. First you gain global popularity, then you reveal a giant robot and threaten humanity, extorting billions of dollars from every country. You know the score.

Mr. Cameron has probably seen technology that has not yet been released to the public and he's wealthy enough to buy it or employ the greatest minds on the planet to build it.

We should keep our eye on this man, really.

Maybe BP turned him down cause they didn't want to clone something, use alien technology, or  travel to another planet for some rare mineral or something.

For all we know, a benevolent gesture by Cameron could have been a sure way for him to gain mass support, all the while setting up a diabolical plan of world domination under our noses. Calling BP "morons" could be  further indication of a latent madman's reaction to missing a golden opportunity to exploit this crisis for evil intentions.

I've studied supervillians for years. I'm no fool. I don't wanna wake up one day and find out that he's created a death ray, or a breed of deadly flying koala bears, or a 200-ft. tall Libertarian hellbent on destroying the nation's capital.

Damn. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.

J/A